Who would have thought
That you could hurt me
The way you've done it?
So deliberate, so determined
And since you have been gone
I bite my nails for days and hours
And question my own questions on and on
So tell me now, tell me now
Why you're so far away
When I'm still so close
You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry"
You said you would love me until you die
And as far as I know you're still alive, baby
You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry"
I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart
I tried so hard to be attentive
To all you wanted
Always supportive, always patient
What did I do wrong?
I'm wondering for days and hours
It's here, it isn't here where you belong
Anyhow, anyhow
I wish you both all the best
I hope you get along
But you don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry"
You said you would love me until you die
And as far as I know you're still alive, baby
You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm sorry"
I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart
Open heart
Open heart
It should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart
9.1.07
5.1.07
duhh....
What are men like?
Men are like....
1. Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken.
but then again, not all men fit everything of the above. But there will be one point that's right about any man... agree? duhh...
Men are like....
1. Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken.
but then again, not all men fit everything of the above. But there will be one point that's right about any man... agree? duhh...
3.1.07
New Company Policies Effective 1/1/2007
New Company Policies Effective 1 January 2007
1. Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
-If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
-If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
-If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
2. Sick Days
-We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
3. Personal Days
-Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
(They are called Saturday & Sunday )
4. Bereavement Leave
-This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
5. Toilet Use
-Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.
After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
6. Lunch Break
- Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
- Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
- Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations,
aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
1. Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
-If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
-If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
-If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
2. Sick Days
-We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
3. Personal Days
-Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
(They are called Saturday & Sunday )
4. Bereavement Leave
-This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
5. Toilet Use
-Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.
After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
6. Lunch Break
- Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
- Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
- Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations,
aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
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